treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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(via telapathetic)

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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(via happiest)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via confirmance)

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via craziness)

(via unbless)

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

(Fonte: pitchblackglow, via obamafart)

(via ha-ze)

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Fonte: celsisus, via iusedtobeorgasm)

"I have a rockin body and three titties full of milk"

Angela Bassett’s character In Freak Show, Probably (via myrtle-snows-melon-baller)